My pussycat has no teeth
She’s not gonna bite you
My pussycat has no teeth
She’s gonna delight you

And ev’ry night when she comes through the flap you should stroke her
Then quite gently poke her

Give her some milk for her thirst
Fresh out of your bottle
Her whiskers will get immersed
She loves when you stop her glottal  

Licking her lips teasingly
Toothless and not chewing
What is that I don’t even
My pussy is mewing

And when you caress her fur it will cause her to purr much
For so tender is your touch

My pussycat has no teeth
She’s furry and cuddly
My pussycat has no teeth
She’ll make you all LOLZ and bubbly