Don't laugh at my manssiere
It's a bra made for men
But can also be called a bro

Don't laugh at my manssiere
I wear it so my moobs
Stay perky and don't droop

Don't laugh at my manssiere
We were not all blessed
With flat chests or perfect pecs

Don't laugh at my manssiere
Many times I have tried
To go without and just make do
Make do

So I have come to just accept
That I am a big boobed man
And I can never wear a shirt that
Will not cover up these straps

Don't laugh at my manssiere
and don't you dare ask
if I've got two hams under there

Don't laugh at my manssiere
Oops a moob just popped out
Will you hang on while I readjust

Don't laugh at my manssiere
I'd do anything for my rack
But I must protect my back

Don't laugh at my manssiere
My moobs won't be refused
or droop
or droop
or….oops