(Penetration, penetration)

(Penetration, penetration, penetration, penetration)
(Penetration, penetration, penetration, penetration)

Sex toys fulfil an important role for me
Enjoyment without the mess to clean
But I long for a man to probe my chasm
and give me a real-life orgasm

I’ve not had a penis in my interior
since my boyfriend left me
and my lady garden needs (her lady garden needs)
a snake amongst her weeds

Lube up ready for penetration
Take your shirt off, pull your trousers down
Lube up ready for penetration
Park your beef bus in my Tuna Town

No sweat if you’ve not done this bit before
I’ll guide you through my Suez Canal
See to me with your truncheon ‘till I’m sore
Don’t care if your size is inferior

A whore? Well, I wouldn’t say that’s true
You can ride me for free
And if you treat me nice
I’ll let you ride me twice

Lube up ready for penetration
Deep inside my southern hemisphere
Lube up ready for penetration
In my front, or even in my rear

I have more euphemisms (but she’d prefer some jism)
But need I go on? (you go girl)
Blast me with your pastrami
The thought of it turns me on

Oh….. (penetration, penetration)
Oh whoah, yeah, fuck yeah (penetration, penetration)
Ooooooh! (penetration, penetration, penetration, penetration)

Lube up ready for penetration
I won’t ask you to remove your socks
Lube up ready for penetration
Poke your package through my letterbox

Lube up ready for penetration
Turn the heat up in my fireplace
Lube up ready for penetration
Fast or slow or at a medium pace

Penetration, penetration