Some call it a cock
but they don't mean rooster, male hen, or bird that can crow
A bishop in turtle neck
Meat sabre, a yogurt thrower in a purple helmet
The beaver cleaver
or tallywhacker
An impaler, a member, a sausage, a schlong

Hey, as a penis is a penis either way
Doesn't really matter much what word you say
Why do we always use such metaphors
such penis metaphors
A love gun - or a little man?
Such weird penis metaphors.

Have you heard of a wang?
A master of ceremonies or a little willy
Ding-a-ling, a pocket rocket
Meat thermometer or skin flute, a tonsil tickler
A joystick or prick
or a Jimmy Dick
It's a knob or kielbasa, a snake or a rod

So, any penis is a penis, as we know
All that matters is what you have got to show
There is no point in using metaphors
weird penis metaphors
A bratwurst or a middle leg?

Hey, as a penis is a penis either way
Doesn't really matter much what word you say
Why do we always use such metaphors
such penis metaphors
A tent pole or a BBC?
Such weird penis metaphors