Based on A Monster Like Me, Norway 2015

Honey,
Wild barley and dew
Feral yeast, that’s how I made this rare homemade brew
My jeans are tight
They’re made of wool
I own sixty t-shirts with ironic quotes

I’ve got a beard to grow…

And find a place that serves organic tea
And yet the wifi’s free
But you like pop
That’s why I don’t think we’re a match to be
You’re not a hipster like me

Money
Paid for my art school
I’ve designed my dress out of recycled wood
It’s trending now
In my lifestyle blog
I bake cakes with sourdough and moss on top

I’ve got some kale to grow…

Artisanal dark comic books to read
And build my DJ skills
On gramophone
So I don’t think that we’re a match to be
You’re not a hipster like me

Ohhh…
Ohhh…
Ohhh…

Let’s go!
And watch an indie film in Sundanese
And while we don’t eat meat
I’ll feel you up
‘Coz maybe we’re a perfect match to be
If you’re a hipster like me
Oohh..

You’re not a hipster like me…