Based on Norway 2000
Some are studying their star sign
some are saying it’s all clear
a starting point to God knows where
Understanding all the struggles,
looking at the obstacles
and reasoning are optional
A Reddit troll was screaming
some things dubiously true
Having lost all of your sober
and cold-blooded alternatives, you whoop:
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Uninformed partaking
In decision making
Ill-timed drama to consume
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Issues deep and puzzling
Questions hard and founding
Being put forward to John Bull
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Soon comes up what all the Swiss say
“The MPs’ vote is never right,
our will is left too much aside”
“It’s all about those Shard nobs”,
said the pleasing angry Midlands guy
his face full of imperial pride
It’s popular opinion
On the 23rd of June
Every basic bitch in Dull Town
is simply as significant as you
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Uninformed partaking
in decision making
Ill-timed drama to consume
My referendum
Issues deep and puzzling,
questions hard and founding
being put forward to John Bull
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Hooray, we’re all saying
Soon you’ll have to say it too
Heart and rage over composure
Imprudent and impulsive acts are due
The herd goes:
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Yes or No; you take it
Don’t you tell me maybe
There’s no happy medium
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The result is binding
Democratic-sounding
Let the spinning wheel conclude
a continent’s doom
Far-right’s favourite!
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