Based on Albania 2012

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Mmmh, that’s my pot, the barista calls my name
Lips are craving for first sip, yo …
Ahhh … yooo … oh oh … oh oh

Yooo … oh oh oh …. Yoo … oh oh … ow!
Taste buds clearly seem appalled
This arome, what a flavoured sin
Barista, this insults my tongue … urgh!

Tell me what have I just bought?
Speak up! What is in this pot?
You can’t tell me this is tea …
A caramel macchiato, so I see…

Such calamity!

Not acceptable!

The uttermost catastrophe!

I ordered Chai!

Chaiaiaiaiaiai!

Chaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaiiiiii … urgh!

Queue applauds

Such a shame

As your client I demand a fee

Who’s to blame?

A penalty … don’t you agree?

Ahhhhrrggggg ahhhhrrrrrrgggg …

I ordered Chai !

Chaiaiaiaiaiai!

Chaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaiiiiii … urgh!

Whole coffee shop applauds

Such a shame

As your client I demand a fee

Who’s to blame?

Death penalty … who won’t <hiss> agree?