Based on Primaballerina, Germany 1969

Facebook gender options, facebook gender options
Am I female, not so sure, this could be redefined.
Facebook gender options, facebook gender options
Let’s go on a round tour
There’s no need to draw a line.

Facebook gender options, facebook gender options
Facebook gender options, what a fascinating read
Facebook gender options, facebook gender options
Trans-male or just genderqueer? Androgynous- agreed!

But there’s more
Female-to-male-trans-man I would adore
Then I’m “neutrois” fan, I can’t decide
And trans-masculine sounds cool and there’s
Hermahhh…phrodite!
LGB … LGBT … LGB
Just can’t decide
As trans-masculine sounds cool and there’s
Hermahhh…phrodite!

Facebook gender options, facebook gender options
More than fifty choices, this is such inspiring stuff!
Facebook gender options, facebook gender options
Non-binary’s one of them that tempts me, choice is tough!

More and more
Cisgender adds some spice, oh what a chore
MTF sounds nice? Nah, it’s too trite
Guess my favourite stays melodious
Hermahhh…phrodite!

LGB … LGBT … LGB
Been up all night
But my favourite stays melodious
Hermahhh…phrodite!

Facebook gender options, facebook gender options
Taught me things about myself, changed how I look at me
Facebook gender options, facebook gender options
So I click hermaphrodite that’s what I want to be.
Facebook gender options, facebook gender options
Facebook gender options, hundred friends do not agree.
Facebook gender options, facebook gender options
Facebook gender options, now a “blank” is what you’ll see.