Based on Aina mun pitää, Finland 2015

NOW I GO STROLLING IN THE PARK …
NOW I SEE GIRL WITH LOLLIPOP …
NOW I AM JEALOUS OF THIS ASSHOLE … GRR!
NOW I BITE KIDDY ON THE FACE … YAH!

IT’S NOT EASY BEING ME,
A CHILD WITH ATTITUDE.
BITCH, YOU SAY I SUCK MY THUMB?
COME AND GET SOME!

NOW I TAKE PUPPY FOR A WALK …
NOW I SEE KITTEN THAT BLOCK MY PATH …
NOW I SAY, “CAT YOU WANNA ROCK?”
NOW I PUNCH KITTY IN KITTEN NUTS!!

MOTHER TRIED TO PICK ME UP
AND CALLED ME LITTLE RUNT
FOR REVENGE I TOOK A DUMP
IN HER PETUNIAS

NOW I GO TO THE HOT-DOG STAND …
NOW I SAY, “GIMME FREE KEBAB!”
NOW I TAKE BIG BITE …*ham-burp*
NOW I GO HOME TO TAKE MY NAP … WAAAAH!