‘NOT RIGHT IN YOUR HEAD’
Based on Sweden NF 2014, Busy Doin’ Nothing
Sometimes…
All sorts of weird things fill your mind
So you go…
To A.L.C. dot-sixteen-five
That’s where all…
We crazy people come to play
For just a…
Precious few short weeks soon long after May
Watch your working day
Now get pissed away
You become a lyrics-slave
But you can’t abstain
Rhymes are your cocaine
Something stirs inside your brain…
You’re busy, busy, busy
Thinking up an A.L.
Now pure procrastination
Has you in its spell
A fishy ‘O Julissi’?
Or the wedding from hell?
A journey to school?
Can’t choose?
Then let’s try ’em all….
Don’t wanna
WORK
WORK
WORK
You wanna add spice to your Chai Tea
Don’t wanna
WORK
WORK
WORK
You wanna indulge your Ostalgie
Don’t wanna
WORK
WORK
WORK
You’re gonna spank ‘Avanti la Vie‘
Don’t wanna
WORK
WORK
WORK
You’re penning a filthy ‘Sanomi’
Now you’re…
Always re-checkin’ sixteen-five
‘Cos it’s…
’bout time for Polle’s strict deadline
No one…
Even tries calling ’til you’re done
You’ve become…
Way too absorbed in Semi One
And soon day by day
Lyrics flow your way
Polle feeds you what you crave
You’ll resist in vain
‘Cos each new refrain
Burrows deep inside your brain
You’re busy, busy, busy
Writing up a review
On stress and intonation
While Moshe does ‘Ru’
Be fussy never bitchy
And as cryptic as hell
Like Thomas does well
Because your votes mustn’t tell
You don’t just
LURK
LURK
LURK
…you’re stroking each monster masterpiece
Dig Noah’s
ARK?
ARK?
ARK?
…or whoring-up Sweden ’83?
Out-nerd a
NERD
NERD
NERD
…or put hard-core porn on Carl’s T.V.
Abuse your
DUCK
DUCK
DUCK
…or make a small SPAN
-‘IARD
LIST
PET-
PEEVES
(And) so if… all these lyrics made you smile
Then you… should try it out, just don’t think twice
‘Cos we… appreciate all tastes and styles
And yeah…diversity’s the spice of life
But it’s tricky, tricky, tricky
Making sense of this all
Your ‘short’-list for the final’s
Disturbingly tall
You’re dizzy, dizzy, dizzy
With the stress of it all
Make one final trawl
‘Cos now you must make your call
And if you
SHIRK
SHIRK
SHIRK
They’re swapping your chamomile for pee
Next grab your
MIC
MIC
MIC
You’re rolling with ‘Pridi Dala Ti…‘
This circle
JERK
JERK
JERK
…just spunked up its nuts on your Rich Tea!
And now what
IRKS
IRKS
IRKS
You gotta
VOTE!