She ate it

Based on Quero ser tua, Portugal 2014

Wah wah weh wah weh
Wah wah weh wah weh

It was a holiday
Extended weekend stay
The sun was shining, things were great until that night
Went to a restaurant
I ordered steak with fries
But as I sat down just about to take a bite

Then Chiara ate it
Oh oh oh oh oh!
Then Chiara ate it
Oh oh oh oh no!

Yes, Chiara ate the whole thing right before my eyes
Then she quickly swallowed the whole table and my wine

Yes, Chiara ate it
Oh oh oh oh oh!
‘Cause Chiara ate it
Oh oh oh oh no!

Then she ate the fork and knife and waiter by the bar
And I couldn’t drive back home because she ate my car

Wah wah weh wah weh
Wah wah weh wah weh

I booked a plane back home
Cut the vacation quick
What use is sun and heat if I can’t get nutrition
Quite soon the trolley came
I asked for food and drinks
And thought that finally my hunger would be eased

But Chiara ate it!
Oh oh oh oh oh!
Then Chiara ate it
Oh oh oh oh no!

Yes, she had my meal, devoured the wrapping and the cart
Then she ate my seat and had a nibble on my scarf

Then Chiara ate it!
Oh oh oh oh oh!
Yes, Chiara ate it
Oh oh oh oh no!

Then she ate the luggage and the plane, how very rude!
‘Cause she also swallowed all the life vests and the crew!

Wah wah weh wah weh
Wah wah weh wah weh

Now I’m quickly falling… to… the ground!

But Chiara ate it!
Oh oh oh oh oh!
Yes, Chiara ate it
Oh oh oh oh no!

Yes, she ate the meadows, lakes and mountains, kids and bears
And I cannot breathe because she swallowed all the air

Yes, Chiara ate it
Oh oh oh oh oh!
Then Chiara ate it
Oh oh oh oh no!

Yes, she ate the universe, the stars, the gas – oh damn!
Now a single burp from her could be….

…the new Big Bang!


* All names and places mentioned in this lyric are fictional. Any similarities with real people, living or dead, are purely coincidental.

** This lyric does not want to endorse bullying of overweight people, nor condone the stereotypical misconception that fat people eat bigger portions than skinny p *NOM*