Based on Sonntag, Austria 1982

Yay it’s Friday, oh God bless Friday
I love my Friday, at least I love the evening
Cause on Friday, the previous days
They seem like a bad dream

Saturdays start with bad hangovers
Been out till seven, lost the entire morning
Quickly clean up and do some shopping
Then ready to leave again

The weekend is too short, should drag it into court
Want five day weekends, please, and two day working weeks

Cause on Sunday I am exhausted
Play couchpotato, don’t even take a bath
I bingewatch series and eat some ramen
Then, woops, suddenly time for bed

At 2 AM, stare at the ceiling
I’ve got this feeling
A rumbling in my stomach
Didn’t do all the things I wanted
I want my free time back!

Where did the weekend go? They say that time moves slow
Well that’s just not the case, now back to the rat race

Whoa… Monntag, scheisse Monntag!
Surely is a man cause it comes way too quickly
Monday, bloody Monday
Sorry, no talk, I cannot brain
Monntag, scheisse Monntag!
Yay, it’s Monday! That is what said… no one ever.
Monday, bloody Monday
Mocha Vodka Valium to go

Where did the weekend go? They say that time moves slow
Well that’s just not the case, now back to the rat race

Whoa… Monntag, scheisse Monntag!
Shortest horror story that’s ever been written
Monday, bloody Monday
If it were shoes, it would be Crocs.
Monntag, scheisse Monntag!
Storming at you, bouncing like a horny T-Rex
Monday, bloody Monday
Here’s my middle finger, fuck off

Monntag, scheisse Monntag!
Feels just like you’re being pooped out by a rhino
Monday, bloody Monday
Feels like you stepped on a Lego

Monntag, scheisse Monntag!
Come on bring on those Monday memes
Monday, bloody Monday
Tell me, is it Friday yet? Please!