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Semi 1

Song 3

Based on: Hard Rock Hallelujah (Fin 06)

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Hard Cock From Viagra

 

Hard cock from Viagra!
Hard cock from Viagra!

My dick is crippled, I cannot be polite
Lost is the life in my stalagtite
As I've become rotunda, I've lost all my control
I've reached Acockalypse with a floppy pole

What I need is something, a tablet so fine
Striking down my impotence flaw
As the beast is rising, feeling's sublime
Now let it stand up once more

Box of small blue pills, bring thyn hard cock from Viagra,
Semen and nozzle all in one are revived
Box of small blue pills, bring thyn hard cock from Viagra,
My penis reaches supernatural highs

(Stage direction: A massive ejaculation of pyrotechnics behind the group)

Underachievers, thou shall be saved
Those with limp peckers, keep strong like you've craved
When it comes to pill-popping, it's who dares, wins
Your willy, your poker, soon'll be a big thing

What we need is something, a tablet so fine
Striking down our impotence flaw
As the beast is rising, feeling's sublime
Now let it stand up once more

Box of small blue pills, bring thyn hard cock from Viagra,
Semen and nozzle all in one are revived
Box of small blue pills, bring thyn hard cock from Viagra,
Your penis reaches supernatural highs

(Stage direction: The lead singer’s horrific appendage slowly grows and unfurls)

Pubes stuck to sack, I got cheese round my head
Skin folds turned black, my jap-eye is red
The growth is fungal on my purple bell
But you'll still want us when it starts to swell

Hard cock from Viagra!
Hard cock from Viagra!
Hard cock from Viagra!
Hard cock from Viagra!

(Stage direction: Showers of sparks are emitted from the end of the group’s instruments)

Box of small blue pills, bring thyn hard cock from Viagra,
Semen and nozzle all in one are revived
Box of small blue pills, bring thyn hard cock from Viagra,
My penis reaches supernatural highs

Hard cock from Viagra!

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