On stage I appear, my belly on full display
And I look like Cybil Fawlty from afar
But you ain’t seen nothing yet – I’m about to attempt to dance!
Backers behind me now, they’re all…they’re playing the act
Like a Punch and Judy show, they hover about
Sing in a different key and try to prance up and down
You say I pong again
Reminding you of how I used to stink
But now I’m strong again
I know all I need is some spray
To take the stench away, oh yeah…
Some deodorant’s required
So I don’t pong again
Time…hasn’t removed the stink, at least so they say
I still smell just like I did back in past times
But who would believe the “fact” that I am thirty-five?
You say I pong again
Reminding you of how I used to stink
But now I’m strong again
I know all I need is some spray
To take the stench away, oh yeah…
Some deodorant’s required
So I don’t pong again
I must not pong again
So buy me some decent deodorant-spray
Must not be wrong again
I wish I could fling like before
When you still stank like me, oh yeah…
Oh, Pantène, Nurofen,
I must not pong again
No…oh Pantène, Nurofen,
Don’t let me pong again
That pong again!
Don’t let me pong again
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