There are times I wish I was more trailer trash
'Cause features that stand out are needed when you bash
I wish I had an orange tan
As well as an ugly, Polish man
Wishing that my hair and teeth all had that pearly shine
I'm no Isis Gee, so there's no fun with me
I'm a lousy source of jokes for A.L.C.
And Isis had so much
She was even warm to the touch.
I will go her way, first I think I need
a transplant personality.
Other times I wonder if it's worth it all
though I'd feel like Cinderella at a ball
Maybe I need another name, a simple one
Then I'll surely rise to fame
if I got some surgery, extensive, vocally.
I'm no Isis Gee, so there's no fun with me
I'm a lousy source of jokes for A.L.C.
And Isis had so much
She was even warm to the touch.
I will go her way, but first I think I need
Oh... I'm no Isis Gee, I'm no Isis Gee
There's no fun with me, oh...
A joke for A.L.C.
(surgery, surgery, personality)
See?
(surgery, surgery)
I'm no Isis Gee, so there is just no fun with me
I will go her way, but first I guess I need
a transplant personality.
