I'm renowned
world around:
Andrew Lloyd Webber!
i wrote these notes
To get your votes,
and added words that rhyme sometimes.
It's my rhyme, it's my rhyme,
I wrote it.
It's Broadway and West End in one,
My rhyme, it's my rhyme,
So don't poke fun.
If you think I'm not handsome,
remember DJ Sampson,
it could be worse than my rhyme tonight.
Fiddler boy
in my employ
jabbed her with his bow now,
I'll fire his ass
with English class,
for messing with my rhyme tonight.
It's my rhyme, it's my rhyme,
I wrote it,
'cause UK's been crappy for years.
My rhyme, it's my rhyme,
Unplug your ears.
'cause if you think it's dire
Remember "Touch My Fire"
it could be worse than my rhyme tonight.
(String interlude with much bow poking)
I'm slicked with gel,
I'm looking swell toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiight,
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight,
It's my rhyme, it's my rhyme,
I wrote it.
I don't need the money, it's true,
My rhyme, it's my rhyme,
Rybak, screw you.
And if you think it's putrid,
It's better than what Scooch did,
It could be worse than my rhyme tonight.
Could be worse than my rhyme
tonight.
