Wait! Stop beating your aunt with a stick
She’s not bad, although she’s Greek
You’d be worse with a brother like mine
He’s Portuguese, always drunk in wine
Understand honey… they have… no… money!

They’re in the damn crisis; they’re in the damn crisis
It won’t take long for us all to get there
In a couple of months you’ll see
In a couple of months you’ll see
We’ll reach the bottom line, you and me

And there won’t be any solution
We’ll be all fucked by corruption
They’re in the damn crisis; they’re in the damn crisis
It won’t take long for us all to get there

My Irish neighbour used to offer breakfast
With eggs and beans, it was the best
Now he gives us just an empty glass
Not even bread, not even grass
Not even bread, not… even… grass!

They’re in the damn crisis; they’re in the damn crisis
It won’t take long for us all to get there
In a couple of months you’ll see
In a couple of months you’ll see
We’ll reach the bottom line, you and me

And there won’t be any solution
We’ll be all fucked by corruption
They’re in the damn crisis; they’re in the damn crisis
It won’t take long for us all to get there

Oh damn… oh damn... oh damn crisis
Oh damn… oh damn... oh damn crisis
Oh damn… oh damn... oh damn crisis
Oh, oh…

They’re in the damn crisis; they’re in the damn crisis
It won’t take long for us all to get there
In a couple of months you’ll see
In a couple of months you’ll see
We’ll reach the bottom line, you and me

And then there won’t be any solution
We’ll be all fucked by corruption
They’re in the damn crisis; they’re in the damn crisis
Damn Crisis!

Oh damn… oh damn... oh damn crisis

Oh damn… oh damn... oh damn crisis!