(Random Dog Howling)

You have the cutest little nose
And your tail wags like a sail
Each time we go out for a walk
At the park, you like to bark

And you chase the squirrels up their trees
Run the moles down into their holes
Yeah, you're loud, but you're mine
The neighbors are jealous

Oh, oh, I'm going to pet you
Oh, oh, you're running, I'm chasing for you
Oh, oh, you'll let me pet you
Belly rub, that makes you smug

You serve a purpose oh so well
To help when picking up chicks
They love to watch you running up, up, and down
And all around

And you're so adorbz when you roll
'Round in circles, crossing the ground
When they talk, see them beam
Oh don't you leave me for some tramp

Oh, oh, I'm going to pet you
Oh, oh, you're running, you're coming for food
Oh, oh, you'll let me pet you
Nosey rub, a big bear hug

Oh, every dog has his day, I'm glad you're here with me
Every dog has his day, now don't you dare stray

If you really want to have steak tonight
Just woof!

Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh yeah, oh, oh oh oh
I know you hate alpo

Oh, oh, I'm going to pet you
Oh, oh, I'm searching, I'm scooping your poo
Oh, oh, you'll let me pet you
Whew, it stinks, like rotting mink