(Camping site...)
Glad we made it without a storm here.
Persuaded me to go.
Can't believe that you made me do this.
It ain't no fab Château.

Mosquitoes that bite your tits, and so
they fly way too fast to hit.
Dear people just say no if he tries to make you go.

To the camping site, in his ''Chevrolet''
Scream and refuse unless there's Chardonnay.
To the camping site, so no Saint-Tropez?!
When he tries it on I'm gonna say ''Not tonight!''

All around me are children playing.
Can't stand each single one.
Just know at one point I'll use my baby:
my M-P40 gun

No dinners like you assured, oh no!
Just a plate with pure manure (a plate with pure manure)
So people just say no if he tries to make you go.

To the camping site, somewhere faraway.
French Riviera? No no. He holds sway.
To the camping site, thinking ''who are they?''
OH MY GOD you booked us Witloof Bay?! Belgian shite.

Get my stuff! I'll simply drive away.
I filled my bra with chicken fillet.
Did you think that I'd find this okay?
You're full of greed (full of greed) you never pay (never pay)
Just wanna say, your mother's gay!
Didn't know?

Camping site, so what's left to say?
Hopeless to sleep without mosquito spray.
At the camping site, children in your way.
Searched there for hours, but no Chardonnay.
At the camping site, it's no fancy stay.
Sweeties remain firm and say nay!
(At the camping site, it's no fancy stay)
(Searched there for hours, but no Chardonnay)
At the camping site, missing crème brûlée.
Listen to me now (listen to me now) and say NAY!
CAM-PING SITE!