My crazy satnav, she keep to go wrong
I ask Bayreuth, she take me Libanon
I try town square, she crash in Pentagon
My crazy satnav, she big pile of pong

¿Who crazy program my satnav?
I bet cheap labours from Taiwan
¿Who crazy program my satnav?
He crazy stupid punk
She big pile of junk

She say «Wait satellite for tell me where you are»
She stupid crazy, I sit here in my car
I sit here in Fiat Punto
She say «I not receive clear signal, please to wait»
I give her signal, but she no respond to it
So I give finger much more clearer
¡¡¡But nothing to happen, I not know why I buy her!!!

My crazy satnav, she act stupid bitch
She drive in river for avoid low bridge
«In hundred metre, turn right into ditch»
My crazy satnav, she just talk the shits

¿Who crazy program my satnav?
Me bet big penis him not have
¿Who crazy program my satnav?
He crazy stupid twit
Sell me heap of shit

I take for complain in desk «Customer Service»
Him stupid crazy, him not bare speak English
Him not bare for understand me
I shout «¡Refund her, she are total pile of cocks!»
He just say «¿Madam, have try take out of box?»
¡Him talk me like I the crazy!
¡¡¡I show him the crazy if I no get my moneys!!!

My crazy satnav, she con-artist scam
She steer through field for avoid traffic jam
Half time, I not even know where I am
My crazy satnav, she go for be damn

¿Who crazy program my satnav?
Me bet cheap labours from Taiwan
¿Who crazy program my satnav?
He crazy stupid punk
She just pile of junk

If I no get moneys, I buy mobil for calling
¡POLICE!