In the morning I am sitting in the chair
Getting ready for my 'fast
Breakfast's needed, move the chair up to the fan
I just want some jam

Jam! Jam is spread upon my slice of flan
Jam! Jam is what we have as well as lamb
Hey, jam! Jam for putting on your piece of ham
Then, hand it to your dog

Jam – jam is really sweet and has a tang
Jam – perfect with a lie-in fry-up
Jam – want to use some more up, if I can
Just need a little more


And now I can tell you how I really feel
I have given some to gran
And whenever you're in need of something chilled
If you want, you can!

Something edible all day and every day
After I've been in the sun
Marmalade made out of many different fruits
I'm a fan, and so…


Jam! Jam to eat with everything I can
Jam – come with me to eat, and give your hand
Hey, jam! Jam is fab with baked goods and a can
And Thom can have a gram

Jam – I consume it daily 'cos I can
Hey, I'm in love with jam