She’s a he, not she, I’m telling you, it’s true
I have already identified a bulge inside her skirt
She’s a he, not she, if you don’t think it’s true
All you have to do is look under her skirt
She’s got two hairy legs, look at her two hairy legs
Possibly under that giant wig, she hasn’t any hair
She’s got two hairy legs, look at her two hairy legs
Put some money on the fact that she’s a he
She’s a he, not she, and here’s another clue:
You will need to look no further than her massive, clumsy feet
She’s a he, not she, I swear that bulge just grew
Can you otherwise explain her hairy feet?
Can she truly be female, when she’s clearly a male?
Pavarotti would be jealous of her deep, rich baritone
Can she truly be female, when she’s clearly a male?
Tell me, why would any woman stand to pee?
Look at it, look at it: Adam’s apple! Adam’s apple!
Look at it, look at it: Adam’s package, too.
Look at it, look at: Adam’s apple! Adam’s apple!
Look at it, look at it: Such a mannish skull tattoo.
She’s a he, not she--say, what is bugging you?
All the time you have not said a thing to me.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, beg your pardon, beg your pardon!
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, didn’t have a clue.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, didn’t know it, didn’t know it!
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, didn’t know that she’s with you.
