Yeah! a-ha!
I am Susan bom!
I am Susan Boyle
I’ve never kissed a boy
I’m extra virgin like oil
I’ve never seen sex toys
Diversity were shit
Everyone will admit
I should have won that contest
I would have made a hit
I’m singing Andrew Lloyd
It’s Jade that I avoid
You all will be annoyed
Because I’m Susan Boyle!
Simon, Simon you’re so fine
Beat me, beat me with a vine
Amanda she’s a bitch
And she looks like a witch
She also thinks that I’m kitsch
But I will make her switch
Oh Piers wears always bling
We only had a fling
I thought he would have helped me
And he would be my pimp
The charm that I possessed
Made media protest
That I’m just an old witch
And I should go to rest
I’d perform to the crown
And I would wear a gown
The only thing that stopped me
A nervous breakdown!
Simon, Simon you’re so fine
Beat me, beat me with a vine
Yeah…. Ahaha….
I am Susan Boyle!
I am Susan Boyle
Yes, it’s Susan Boyle
Anti-botox Boyle!
Simon I can save the world
I’m your anti-botox girl
