If you're hurt, mugged or afraid
And you've rung police for aid
But they hung up once you said that you're a goat
Before you (before you)
Let go
Just say "cock doodle doo"
And we'll be there in a few
If you're tied up by a swan
Saw a deer attack a fawn
Or two rabbits on the lawn begin a fight
We urge you (we urge you)
Call us now
We'll be right on our way
We're the fowl against foul play
Call:
Chicken Police
Just call the Chicken Police
We bring safety to town
For mice, bunnies and cows
We're a winged little force
But we'd even help a horse
Chicken Police
Just call the Chicken Police
We're strong birdies with combs
Who guard daily your homes
Don't you doubt you'll be safe
To the bad guys we will say
That we don't just sit on hay
If you bash a harmless stray
We will peck your arses 'til they're bald and bruised
We warn you (we warn you)
We're cruel
You won't hassle the weak
Once you've felt our mighty beak
So:
Chicken Police
Watch for the Chicken Police
Think twice or pay the price
Don't bark, puppy, don't bite
If you stalk a bighorn
You'll wish you were never born
Chicken Police
Watch for the Chicken Police
Don't go stunning a fox
Or get raided by cocks
Don't you dare disobey
You'll be digging your own grave
Call:
Chicken Police
Just call the Chicken Police
We bring safety to town
For mice, bunnies and cows
Yes we know all the tricks
Even though we're only chicks
