You never make me a cup of tea
Never put down the loo seat
Never clean out the cat litter
And it makes me feel quite bitter
I don't ask you for the moon
Just a little help would do
Put the milk in the fridge door
You can't love me any more
You never hang up your towels
Keep the sleep times of an owl
Scream for your programmes on TV
You've got no respect for me
Will you go and clean the patio?
Why do I ask? You just say "NO!".
Can't be arsed to do the weeding
But you're there when you want feeding
Asked you twice to fix the hoover
Keep your crumbs off the sofa
If you loved me you would just do it
I think you and me are over
Asked you twice to fix the hoover
Keep your crumbs off the sofa
If you loved me you would just do it
Yeah, babe, you and me are over
You never drive - you barely walk
Never insightfully talk
Eating jelly without a spoon
Isn't clever and ain't cute
I tried to hide it but it hurt
When you vomited on my skirt
Everything I have I gave you
Now it seems like you're a stranger
Asked you twice to fix the hoover
Keep your crumbs off the sofa
If you loved me you would just do it
Looks like you and me are over
Asked you twice to fix the hoover
Keep your crumbs off the sofa
If you loved me you would just do it
Baby, you and me are over
Asked you twice to fix the hoover
Keep your crumbs off the sofa
If you loved me you would just do it
I think you and me are over
Yeah, babe, you and me are over
Even though you're only
Two, ahhh
