Josef Fritzl was quite the tyrant,
he took his daughter and locked her in the basement
Then he did her and made her pregnant
and then she had a child.
Josef Fritzl, he made his daughter
and all their children a flat there in the basement,
kept expanding with more equipment
cause they just kept breeding more.
Now he is just the one most famous Austrian
So unexpectedly, quite a celebrity.
Josef Fritzl was quite so frisky
and with his daughter! Incestous relations!
So convenient there cause the basement
was just a little staircase down.
Josef Fritzl is not a nice man
He did, however, bring tourists to Amstetten.
Now they go there to see the house where
atrocities took place.
Oh poor Elisabeth, close to her fiftieth.
Though there's a moral here, and we must make it clear
Oh, oh, oh... Fritzl, Josef Fritzl
was not very nice of you to lock in your children.
Fritzl, good ol' Fritzl-man
and the nasty stuff was bad, too.
Fritzl, Josef Fritzl
Can you please for God's sake trim that bloody moustache, then.
Fritzl, good ol' Fritzl-man
Cause it does no good thing for you.
Incest is no good thing, has quite a nasty ring.
Look like a psychopath, in that moustache and hat.
Oh, oh, oh... Fritzl, Josef Fritzl
Shouldn't leave your relatives confined to the basement
Fritzl, good ol' Fritzl-man
and the nasty stuff was bad, too.
Fritzl, Josef Fritzl
Daughters disappearing can be caused by displacement
Fritzl, good ol' Fritzl-man
But these things are rather taboo.
Fritzl, Josef Fritzl
Shouldn't leave your relatives confined to the basement
Fritzl, good ol' Fritzl-man
That is what we can learn from you.
Fritzl, good ol' Fritzl-man
Kidnapping and incest is bad.
Fritzl, good ol' Fritzl-man
In the end it will make you sad!
