(25) Hotel Room Kleptomaniac

Based on: UK 1957 - All (live)

When I’m sitting in my hotel room
When my trav’lling only brings me gloom
All the things around me catch my eye
All the things I see are so alluring

Paper, pens, a shower cap, shampoo
Coffee, tea and chocolate biscuits too
Towels, TV cables
Blankets, bedside tables
These are what I steal

Mints and mouthwash, duvets, doorknobs too
Prints of summer willows
Bedknobs, beds and pillows
These are what I steal