(26) Aah... men!

Based on: Israel 1995 - Amen

Aah... men! Aah... men!

Hairy bums, aah... men! Smart or dumb, aah... men!
Hot as they are, where do you start? Aah... men!

Like when they come on way too strong, then they blame you
And when they ask to come along and then ashame you
When they win your heart to start, then betray you
And repay you like some cheap-arse two-bit tart!

Heave a sigh: aah... men! Straight, gay, bi, aah... men!
They're all as bad as each other, aah... men!

When you look at him it's more than they do
Then he hits on them as if to bait you
Then you realise that they're all gay, too
All the same, you've never seen a fitter arse!

Bubble butts, aah... men! Salted nuts, aah... men!
They may be fools, but have their charms, aah... men!

Baby's arm, aah... men! Donkey schlong, aah... men!
Tall, handsome, buff, pert little arse, aah... men!

Tall, handsome, buff, pert little arse, aah... men!
Aah!