I don't get to hook up
Though decently attractive
Shy, low self-esteem
I can't just grab a stranger

But whenever I go to the meet-ups
At EuroClub or in Patricia
Those are people who know me
People who like me
Hardest step was made long ago

I have been to Sild,
Daiva, Alexander, Polle, Ademir,
Noah in the car,
Wahoowa, TenT, more...
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I don't have a slight clue
In whose bed I'll wake up next
As long as they still look good
When I have sobered up

But while snogging one next to Safura
Think I noticed the flash of a camera
I hope people who know me
Don't recognize me
It's on Mike and Daniel's blog

I have been to Sild,
Daiva, Alexander, Polle, Ademir,
Noah in the car,
Wahoowa, TenT, more...
Isn't this what friends are for?

I have been to Sild,
Daiva, Alexander, Polle, Ademir,
Noah in the car,
Wahoowa, TenT, more...
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"There's diseases transmitted by sex
you'd be better without!
And if you break the heart of a mod, then -
You'll be cast out!"

I have been to Sild,
Daiva, Alexander, Polle, Ademir,
Noah in the car,
I've even been to Ron -
Screamed my name as we went on

I have been to Sild,
Daiva, Alexander, Polle, Ademir,
Noah in the car,
Wahoowa, TenT, more...
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That's what friends are for
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