People used to say
"Mate this is way too small"
And I could not take it anymore, so
I turned to Paul

I knew he would be a friend
And give me a helping hand
Out of the eight he had himself, he
Gladly spared one

So now I am out with my tool
And I don’t wanna waste a sec
There’s so many bums to fuel

Look at it, it’s so strong
Orange veined and so long (its love)
I love my Dong!

Look at it, my piece of pork
Tell me you are about to have a stroke
When it drills you

Then everyone will see
My new lovely stick

Mmmmm...

And now I’m out to play
Make happy all the gay
And even the ones who made me sob, I'll
Do them with my knob

So now I am out with my tool
And I don’t wanna waste a sec
There’s so many bums to fuel

Look at, it’s so strong
Orange, veined and so long (its love)
I love my Dong!

Look at it, my piece of pork
Tell me you are about to have a stroke
When it drills you

Then everyone will see
My new lovely stick

Mmmmm...