Calling him a star? Oh well, erm…
He runs across the field… He's great but
He kicks the ball so high – It kills a bird!
He plays for Netherlands and München
But lately he plays like a "Mädchen"
(The word in German for "A little girl")

Since World Cup, it doesn't go well
Football fans they just don't care, they
Baaaaaash!!!!!

Ro… bben missed the goal (He had sixty seven chances, and he missed 'em all)
(Robben, you should play basketball) Mini-golf!
Ro… bben missed the goal (Robben is a loser who just cannot kick the ball)
(Even our beloved Jahn would've scored) Yes, I would!

Now his confidence is lower
Will he overcome, like Neuer?
Might happen sometime but, the question's "when"?
Fans make fun of him, they laugh and
Media and the press, they ruin him
So he should better not listen to them!

If he wears a pair of earplugs
He won't hear the fans that always
BAAAAASH!!!!

Ro… bben missed the goal (Robben has become a coward, Robben has no balls)
(There he runs and suddenly falls) with no foul!

ROBBEN YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER!!! YOU HAVE MISSED THE GOAL!!!
Robben, just don't play anymore!!!
ROBBEN YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER!!! CRAWL INSIDE A HOLE!!!
Robben, you are ugly and bald!!!

Yep, we're pissed!!!